Me: I’m having coffee.
Me: I can’t hear you?
Larry: Scratches his head
Me: You think you have lice?
Larry: The look
Me: I’m sooooo bored!
Larry: Eyes remained glued to the computer screen
Me: I need a refill.
Larry: Grunt, while scratching head
Me: (I try a new tactic –deep sexy voice – like a smoker) Honey, I need something hot!
Larry: Eyes bulge, knocks over his chair, leaps over the couch
Coffee is better for you than sex! Check it out!